Paul Carey, I can't see a thing....

Some loser stole the glasses off the Ernie Harwell statue at Comerica Park.  Seriously?  How?  Had to be when the gates were closed. There is no way a fan could jump on that thing, while a thousand people watched and pry off those glasses. It's a bronze statue!  So that narrows down the pool of suspects.  I should have this thing figured out by the end of the week......